greywulf Wish I could figure out what’s causing these. Most annoying 
– greywulf 2012-10-17 21:25 UTC
AlexSchroeder Not your fault! When I looked you had one php-cgi process running. That makes total sense. It was this other user id that had more than 200 sleeping processes running that I cared about. (Added this clarification to the blog post, too.)
– AlexSchroeder 2012-10-18 07:00 UTC